since I'm on a roll.

I have decided the first question I will ask God in heaven.

Of all the amazing and beautiful things in the world, why, dear God, why fleas?

I think they are Gods way of inducing Karma. Been bad this year? Bad flea season!!! Called your sister a stink face? Bad flea season!!! Abandoned your dog at your parents home? Bad flea season!!! (sorry angela, popped in my head, love you)
Dog's must not be God's favorite animal. (poor Spirit has a whole next of eggs on her face, they won't leave her be.) I like my sleep flea free, thank you very much. =D

Shortest blog ever.....

Oklahoma History. Most worthless class in existence. That is all.

The military life

It's a funny thing I've noticed. You know those news stories, on sites like yahoo and stuff? The ones of kidnapped or killed soldiers, that you just kinda look at and are sad, but are over it after the first few new emails? It's funny how they make me sick. Really sick. Oh boy. (I know, I know, he's never gonna get sent overseas.... right?)

This one time, at band camp...

Everyone should be in a good marching band program like Piedmont's. It's actually a lot of fun. In my experience when you work really hard at getting better, you can successfully ignore the few people who actually drive you nuts, and just enjoy the fun people. It's also interesting that no matter how hard you try to make the younger kids fear you and leave you alone, they attatch to you anyway, and tell you all their silly pointless stories. oh, to be an 8th grader again....

Water

I have decided that water is the cure for everything. No, seriously, think about it. Can you think of anything water can't cure? For example.....

• If you are dying of thirst..... drink some water! (duh)
• If you smell funny and people seem to be avoiding your presence... take a shower!
• If you have a garden and you can't figure out why it keeps dying... try watering it.
• Two words. flush toilets.
  
• There's this creepy guy that you think is stalking you. So depending on the severity of his stalking, you can get a squirt gun, hide around a corner, and when he comes looking for you... A fire hose might work best for the especially creepy ones.
• An alternative fuel source. There has to be a way.
  
• Alcoholism!! (simply replace vodka with nasty tasting water)
  
• Obesity. Give everyone one of those endless lap pools
• Everyone should spend at least an hour in a pool everyday. It's very relaxing, maybe people would be less stressed.
• Ophelia seemed to find a good use for it. But that's too morbid to talk about in a blog.

I really could go on. It's like in a book I read once, where the surface of the world was entirely water. It was the most beautiful, cleanest, and peaceful world in existence. Maybe it was the greatest thing God ever did, flooding the world all those years ago. Or maybe I'm just obsessed. =)

Intro

I've decided to start a blog! I figure that at least one person will read it regularly....

hi mom!

I am currently sitting in Panera on my computer. Moping in the apartment just doesn't cut it, moping in a public environment is at least less lonely.
Life is slow. Lindsey is traveling with her opera, haha, silly her. Dad is enjoying computer programming. Fish is helping with a wedding. Michael (Struve) still doesn't come home for 5 more days! Thats a lifetime!
I can't really think of anything to post at the moment, but I'm sure something will come to me in this next endless week.
enjoy the blog!