Water

I have decided that water is the cure for everything. No, seriously, think about it. Can you think of anything water can't cure? For example.....

• If you are dying of thirst..... drink some water! (duh)
• If you smell funny and people seem to be avoiding your presence... take a shower!
• If you have a garden and you can't figure out why it keeps dying... try watering it.
• Two words. flush toilets.
  
• There's this creepy guy that you think is stalking you. So depending on the severity of his stalking, you can get a squirt gun, hide around a corner, and when he comes looking for you... A fire hose might work best for the especially creepy ones.
• An alternative fuel source. There has to be a way.
  
• Alcoholism!! (simply replace vodka with nasty tasting water)
  
• Obesity. Give everyone one of those endless lap pools
• Everyone should spend at least an hour in a pool everyday. It's very relaxing, maybe people would be less stressed.
• Ophelia seemed to find a good use for it. But that's too morbid to talk about in a blog.

I really could go on. It's like in a book I read once, where the surface of the world was entirely water. It was the most beautiful, cleanest, and peaceful world in existence. Maybe it was the greatest thing God ever did, flooding the world all those years ago. Or maybe I'm just obsessed. =)