- If you are dying of thirst..... drink some water! (duh)
- If you smell funny and people seem to be avoiding your presence... take a shower!
- If you have a garden and you can't figure out why it keeps dying... try watering it.
- Two words. flush toilets.
- There's this creepy guy that you think is stalking you. So depending on the severity of his stalking, you can get a squirt gun, hide around a corner, and when he comes looking for you... A fire hose might work best for the especially creepy ones.
- An alternative fuel source. There has to be a way.
- Alcoholism!! (simply replace vodka with nasty tasting water)
- Obesity. Give everyone one of those endless lap pools
- Everyone should spend at least an hour in a pool everyday. It's very relaxing, maybe people would be less stressed.
- Ophelia seemed to find a good use for it. But that's too morbid to talk about in a blog.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Water
I have decided that water is the cure for everything. No, seriously, think about it. Can you think of anything water can't cure? For example.....
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Intro
I've decided to start a blog! I figure that at least one person will read it regularly....
hi mom!
I am currently sitting in Panera on my computer. Moping in the apartment just doesn't cut it, moping in a public environment is at least less lonely.
Life is slow. Lindsey is traveling with her opera, haha, silly her. Dad is enjoying computer programming. Fish is helping with a wedding. Michael (Struve) still doesn't come home for 5 more days! Thats a lifetime!
I can't really think of anything to post at the moment, but I'm sure something will come to me in this next endless week.
enjoy the blog!
hi mom!
I am currently sitting in Panera on my computer. Moping in the apartment just doesn't cut it, moping in a public environment is at least less lonely.
Life is slow. Lindsey is traveling with her opera, haha, silly her. Dad is enjoying computer programming. Fish is helping with a wedding. Michael (Struve) still doesn't come home for 5 more days! Thats a lifetime!
I can't really think of anything to post at the moment, but I'm sure something will come to me in this next endless week.
enjoy the blog!
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